The Cowboys won last night, and they did it with T.O. sidelined with a bum ankle. It seems they did it without Tony Romo as well, according to Bryant Gumble, annoying sportscaster for NFL Network.
Rick Romo, Tony Romo's brother (who both sound like they should be making pizzas), stepped in and helped Dallas hang on the beat the Panthers on Saturday night. Rick Romo, without any previous NFL or collegiate experience, adapted nicely as fictional player who doesn't exist, and proved that any fricking idiot really could get up there and call games for NFL Network, as we all thought.